Mr. Calder and Mr. Behrens

The cover of the 1967 first edition published by Harper & Row

The cover of the 1982 first edition published by Harper & Row

Mr. Calder and Mr. Behrens are fictional counterspies who appeared in short stories and radio plays by the British mystery and thriller writer Michael Gilbert in the 1960s through the 1980s. Most of the stories first appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, then were collected in two books, Game without Rules and Mr. Calder & Mr. Behrens; there may still be a few uncollected works. When Game without Rules first appeared in 1967, the New York Times critic Anthony Boucher called it the second best collection of spy stories ever written, next only to Somerset Maugham's Ashenden: Or the British Agent. Later that year Boucher changed his mind to write that Game without Rules was even better than Ashenden. Most of the stories involve finding, and dealing with, British traitors or deeply embedded foreign agents; a few take place in Europe; one particularly grim one is set in World War II, during which Mr. Behrens is the bomb-maker in a failed attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler.

The two counterspies are outwardly gentlemanly and urbane. Beneath their innocuous appearance, however, they are ruthless and exceedingly hard-boiled killers. They are long-time close friends who are unmarried and who live relatively close to each other in the vicinity of Lamperdown, Kent. Mr. Behrens lives at The Old Rectory, while Mr. Calder is at The Cottage, Hyde Hill. (Gilbert's own address, at which he lived for many years, and where he died at age 93, was Luddesdown Old Rectory, Cobham, Gravesend, Kent.)

Both Calder and Behrens were educated in various parts of Europe before World War II and speak a number of languages: Mr. Behrens is rated A+ for Standard-German and A for Standard-French, Standard Greek, Italian, and Russian. Mr. Calder is rated A for Standard Albanian and Hungarian and B for Standard-Greek, Italian, Arabic, and Russian.

Mr. Calder lives with Rasselas, his 128-pound Persian deerhound whom he has adopted from a dead adversary. Like his master, Rasselas is quiet and unassuming, but also a highly trained and deadly killer. He is by Shad Jehan out of Galietta. His color is "Golden with darker patches. Eyes Amber. Nose blue-black."

Both Calder and Behrens did classified work during World War II, then in the late-1950s went to work for a Mr. Fortescue at the Joint Services Standing Committee, more often known as JSSIC(E). The cover of Mr. Fortescue is that of bank manager at the Westminster branch of the London and Home Counties Bank. As one adversary refers to them bitterly just before dying, both Calder and Behrens are "middle-aged cut-throats"; by the time the stories end, however, they have grown old but not noticeably softer or less capable.

Rassalas, however, in "A Prince of Abyssina", is killed by a German war criminal intent on killing Mr. Calder. After rescuing his friend, Mr. Behrens then helps Mr. Calder dig a

"deep grave behind the woodpile, [they] laid the dog in it and filled it in, and patted the earth into a mound. It was a fine resting place, looking southward over the feathery tops of the trees, across the Weald of Kent. A resting place for a prince.

"Colonel Weinleben they buried later, with a good deal more haste and less ceremony, in the wood. He was the illegitimate son of a cobbler from Mainz and greatly inferior to the dog, both in birth and breeding."

Like most of Gilbert's work, which seems urbane, ordered, and placid on the surface, there are grim undertones and hard edges not far below. In "A Prince of Abyssinia" Colonel Weinleben signals Mr. Calder that he is coming to kill him. "Why?" asks Mr. Fortescue.

"I tortured him," said Mr. Calder. "And broke him. He'd never forget."

Later Colonel Weinleben takes up residence at the Seven Gables Guest House, where he goes birding and is "particularly nice with Mrs. Farmer's two young children."

"And in the evenings he would sit in the lounge, drinking a single glass of schnapps as an aperitif before dinner, and entertaining Tom and Rebecca with accounts of the birds he had observed that day. It was difficult to imagine, seeing him sitting there, gentle, placid, and upright, that he had killed men and women—and children, too—with his own well-kept hands. But then Mr. Wendon, or Weinleben, or Weber, was a remarkable man."

Books

• Game without Rules, Harper & Row, New York, 1967; Hodder & Stoughton, London, 1968
• Mr. Calder & Mr. Behrens, Hodder & Stoughton, London, 1982; Harper & Row, New York, 1982
• Anything for a Quiet Life, Carroll & Graf, New York, 1990
• The Murder of Diana Devon and Other Mysteries, Robert Hale, London,, 2009

Stories and Published Radio Plays

• Game without Rules
  • The Road to Damascus
  • On Slay Down
  • The Spoilers
  • The Cat Cracker
  • Trembling's Tours
  • The Headmaster
  • Heilige Nacht
  • "Upon the King..."
  • Cross-Over
  • Prometheus Unbound
  • A Prince of Abyssinia

• Mr. Calder & Mr. Behrens
  • The Twilight of the Gods
  • Emergency Exit
  • One-to-Ten
  • The Peaceful People
  • The Lion and the Virgin
  • The African Tree Beavers
  • Signal Tresham
  • The Mercenaries
  • Early Warning
  • The Killing of Michael Finnegan
  • The Decline and Fall of Mr. Behrens
  • The Last Reunion

• Anything for a Quiet Life
  • Anything for a Quiet Life — brief appearance by Mr. Calder

• The Murder of Diana Devon and Other Mysteries
  • Churchill's Men — radio play broadcast 19 December 1968
  • St Ethelburga and the Angel of Death — radio play broadcast 2 January 1969

Unpublished Radio Plays

• In Which Mr Calder Acquires a Dog — radio play broadcast 28 October 1968

Adapted from "Emergency Exit"

• The Peaceful People — radio play broadcast 31 October 1968

See also

• Crime fiction/Catalog of prominent writers