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Contributors came across a variety of corny nuclear jokes and memes while writing [[Nuclear power reconsidered]], 
 
== Facebook ==
 
* [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3696283537265596&set=gm.6235876926475311&idorvanity=226096020786795 Two-headed snowman in front of "Radiation Research" building]
 
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Image:MSR fire.jpg|&nbsp;
Image:Nuclear Rollover.png|Shit happens.
Image:Topple ship.jpg|Nuclear powered cargo ship.
Image:Nuclear pool.png|&nbsp;
Image:Nuclear Kim JU.jpg|&nbsp;
Image:Sodium Chloride.jpeg|A compound joke.
Image:Shill-chocolate.png|Confession of a pro-nuclear scientist.
Image:Jane Fonda China Syndrome.png|When she first learns what could happen when a reactor melts down and the corium starts melting its way through the Earth.
Image:Skull bomb.jpg|&nbsp;
Image:Maxwell's Daemon.jpg|The little guy who sorts molecules inside a centrifuge.
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== Movies ==


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Movies:
*Bad guys hire El Chapo's tunneling team to get under the reactor. They drill through the floor, steal some Kr-85, and use it to make Kryptonite.
*Bad guys hire El Chapo's tunneling team to get under the reactor. They drill through the floor, steal some Kr-85, and use it to make Kryptonite.


Videos:
== Videos ==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O55eHeiz_EE Among Us:Why Does No One Cares About The Reactor Meltdown]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ez09pnZuws The Simpsons: Nuclear Party]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTPiTJ2bKS0 Chicago Pile 1]
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{{Image|Sodium Chloride.jpeg|right|350px|A compound joke}}
{{Image|Shill-chocolate.png|left|350px|Confession of a pro-nuclear scientist}}
{{Image|Jane Fonda China Syndrome.png|right|350px|Jane Fonda when she first learns what could happen when a reactor melts down and the corium starts melting its way through the Earth}}

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Contributors came across a variety of corny nuclear jokes and memes while writing Nuclear power reconsidered,

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Image gallery

Movies

  • Bad guys hire El Chapo's tunneling team to get under the reactor. They drill through the floor, steal some Kr-85, and use it to make Kryptonite.

Videos

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