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| '''Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain found at Wikiquote under the Creative Commons 3.0 license.'''
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| == I love proverbs, jokes and puns. How 'bout you?? ==
| | *Retired journalist |
| | *Amazon Vine Reviewer |
| | *B.A. English-Communications |
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| | *Biology tutor |
| | *Cat lover |
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| | *Raised two special needs children |
| | *Married 30+ years to an engineer |
| | *Favorite TV shows: Dr. Who, Keeping Up Appearances, Waiting for God, Are You Being Served, Ghost Hunters, Destination Truth. |
| | *Favorite movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Fifth Element, Star Trek (the new movie), The Hunt for Red October, Top Gun |
| | *Favorite Books: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Foundation Series by Asimov, Caves of Steel, UFO Testament: Anatomy of an Abductee, Little Women, Gone With the Wind |
| | *Favorite Vine Books Read Lately: Claude & Camille: A Novel of Monet, My Name Is Mary Sutter: A Novel, The Sugarless Plum, Red Hook Road |
| | *Music: Love all kinds of music. Jazz, Blues, classical, rock, rockabilly, New Wave, the old standards. My heart swoons when I listen to some of the oldies. |
| | *Comedy: George Burns and Gracie Allen, Ray Stevens (Love Caribou Barbie!) |
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| Icelandic proverbs courtesy WikiQuote...
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| * Sæt er lykt úr sjálfs síns rassi.
| | '''Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain found at Wikiquote under the Creative Commons 3.0 license.''' |
| o Trans. Sweet is the smell from your own ass.
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| o English Equiv: He thinks his shit doesn't stink.
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| o Meaning: You think you cannot do anything wrong.
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| * Ber er hver að baki nema að sér bróður eigi.
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| o Trans. Every man is defenseless unless he has a brother.
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| * Það er skammgóður vermir að pissa í skóna sína.
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| o Trans. Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long.
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| * Blindur er bóklaus maður.
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| o Trans. Blind is a man without a book.
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| o English Equiv: Knowledge is power.
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| * Kemst þó hægt fari.
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| o Trans. You will reach your destination even though you travel slowly.
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| o English Equiv: Slow and steady wins the race.
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| * Oft hefur hin frægri kona færri hringa.
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| o Trans. The more renowned woman often has fewer rings.
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| * Töluð orð verða ekki aftur tekin.
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| o Trans. Spoken words cannot be taken back.
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| * Margur verður af aurum api.
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| o Trans. Money makes monkeys of men.
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| o English Equiv: Money makes fools of us all.
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| * Það er of seint gripið um rassinn þegar kúkurinn er kominn í buxurnar.
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| o It's too late to grab your ass when the poop is already in your pants.
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| * Árinni kennir illur ræðari.
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| o Trans. A bad rower blames the oar.
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| o English Equiv: A bad workman blames his tools.
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| * Á morgun segir sá lati.
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| o Trans. Tomorrow says the lazy.
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| * Betra er að standa á eigin fótum en annarra.
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| o Trans. It´s better to stand on your own feet than someone else´s.
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| * Margur ágirnist meira en þarf.
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| o Trans. Often does one desire what one does not need.
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| * Guð hjálpar þeim sem hjálpa sér sjálfir.
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| o Trans. God helps those who help themselves.
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| * Brennt barn forðast eldinn.
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| o Trans. A burnt child keeps away from fire.
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| o English Equiv: Once bitten, twice shy.
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| * Sjaldan er ein báran stök.
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| o Trans. There seldom is a single wave
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| o English Equiv: When it rains, it pours.
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| o Meaning: Good luck or bad luck is often followed by more of the same.
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| * Oft velltir lítil þúfa, þungu hlassi.
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| o Trans. It often takes little force to move great masses.
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| * Enginn er verr þótt hann vökni
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| o No one is worse though he gets wet
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| * Það liggur í augum uppi.
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| o Trans. It lies in the open eyes.
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| o Meaning: It´s obvious.
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| * Kálið er ekki sopið þó í ausuna sé komið.
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| o Trans. The cabbage has not yet been sipped even though it is in the ladle
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| o Meaning: Even though you have started something, you haven't finished until you are finished.
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| Source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Icelandic_proverbs
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| == <center>BIOGRAPHY</center> ==
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| I was born out west, lived just about everywhere known to humankind, tromped through the swamps of the deep south, spent days looking for those tiny no seeums, before returning to the great west where the sage brush meanders. When last seen I was learning how to right OOOPS '''write''' at''' CZ''' OOOPS '''Citizendium'''.
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| '''I have written no peer reviewed articles''' but I have met many a '''deadline'''. '''I was a working reporter for many years''' including 9-11 and provided '''local coverage''' for that fateful day that I will never, ever forget. I will always remember the people who died that day, especially the ones who gave their lives trying to save others.
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| I have survived nutty editors and even nuttier reporters. I have learned the best friend a reporter can have is a '''good editor''' who will always make '''you look good'''. '''I have learned it's '''best to build people up and to encourage them''' as giving to others will always make '''you feel better'''.
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| '''I have a wacky sense of humor''' developed after witnessing far too much '''human suffering''' at '''senseless accidents''' and other things reporters have to see. Ever practical '''I always had an extra pair of shoes for walking through broken glass''' while dodging vehicle fluids on the pavement. I learned to '''trust''' firefighters who always made sure '''I stayed safe''' when covering accident scenes. I '''learned to avoid PCB spills'''.
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| '''I often wondered about big government''' especially after reading and weeding through miles of paper concerning '''EPA''' and '''environmental''' reports. I often wondered '''how many trees were killed''' to print those reports in the name of saving the '''environment'''. I often wondered about the EPA when they required my fair city to complete '''wastewater studies''' by specific dates when our yearly rainfall '''is less than eight inches.''' And the '''required rainfall''' usually didn't fall on the day required. I also wondered about the wisdom of big government when it could not realize a nearby waterway was '''not navigable water unless you were the Tidy Bowl Man'''.
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| Thanks to reading all those reports '''I have learned to interview, research, write and edit'''. You have to be able to do this '''especially when writing on deadline''' as those skills are a '''priority''', if you plan to make it in the '''newsroom'''.
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| '''I also value authors''' as without their '''writing''' there would be '''no wiki articles to edit.'''
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| '''I am a devout Christian, proud Conservative, and a very old Girl Scout who still remembers the Girl Scout Promise.'''
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| '''I am married to a Mechanical Engineer who is a Charles Christian Lauritsen Award recipient''' for his '''engineering excellence'''. Lauritsen was known for his work at '''Cal Tech''' and was president of the American Physical Society. My husband builds '''stereo speakers''' for a hobby and enjoys reading such magazines as '''Speaker Builder'''. We both enjoy amateur '''astronomy''' and have seen '''Halley's Comet''' and the '''Comet Kohoutek''' which was a dud.
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| We also enjoy touring wine country and gourmet cooking.
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| When not '''stargazing''' we love to read all kinds of books and have a significant collection of '''Sci Fi books'''. I collect '''cookbooks''' as a hobby and revel in reading old '''recipes'''.
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| Another hobby is writing book reviews at Amazon '''and I am nearing the top 500 reviewer mark'''. I enjoy writing reviews as they help others make informed decisions.
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| I also enjoy '''decorative painting''' and am learning how to '''reborn''' dolls.
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| We have raised two '''special needs children''' and survived many an '''IEP meeting'''.
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| Finally, I do believe in '''collaboration and the wiki way''' which goes along way not only at wikis but in '''real life'''.
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| '''Keywords: Encourage, encourage, encourage and COLLABORATE! That's the WIKI WAY!'''
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| Have a '''lovely''' day!<br><br>
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| [[User:Mary Ash/My sandbox|'''My sandbox''']]
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